Reason #138
Because we believe it is acceptable to watch the same episode of The Rachel Zoe Project 3 times in a row.
Reason #137
Because while some consider it to be fall when Starbucks’ Pumpkin Spice Latte comes back, we consider it to be fall when Watch What Happens Live returns.
Reason #136
Because to us, “I wanna go” by Britney Spears will forever and always be the summer anthem of 2011.
Reason #135
Because we are nominating Rachel’s stepmom to be on the next season of the Real Housewives of New York, just so we can be on it too.
Reason #134
Because we started to feel like Las Vegas would be a good place to recruit potential Real Housewives for future franchises.
Reason #133
Because we are keeping The Countess’ music video in mind as we practice our best strut through the casino lobby in Vegas.
Reason #132
Because we love that Virgin America appreciates our need for Bravo: we watched 6 hours of Million Dollar Listing on our way to Vegas.
Reason #131
Because we’re pretty sure if Teresa Giudice and Snooki were able to have kids together, they’d come out as leopards.
Reason #130
Because after seeing Gia perform her song during Miliana’s birthday, we’re inspired to sing our feelings about wanting jobs at Bravo to Andy Cohen.
Reason #129
Because we would love to see the Giudices or Gorgas recreate this classic commercial in their own homes.